| | [Kim and I watching Ghost Hunters and making fun of it]
Me: This is soooooo dumb! That wasn't a ghost talking, that was water in a drain! And that's his thumb!
Kim: These guys are really idiots, they have the dumbest jobs. If I was a ghost I wouldn't show up on their tape just to piss them off!
[Sam Adams commercial comes on.]
Kim: See now that's a real job!
Me:................yup..........you're right Kim. Brewing beer.
Kim: See you can see it! You can brew it! You can taste it! Who cares! As long as your not a ghost hunter....reject fraternity boys....
[Watching Diary of a Mad Black Woman]
Kim: Gah! She's so freaking rude and bitter!
Me: Now, I'm taking a stab in the dark here, BUT...I THINK she might be a mad, black woman?
Kim: Maybe she works for TAPS! Maybe she's a ghost hunter!!!
"Joe": Yo know, Medea, I hearrrr that when a coyote get caught in a trap, he eat he own foots oft......yo want som hot sauce?!
"Mama": God is your everything! Don't you know He's a jealous God? Put no man before him.
Kim: How does she look like that when she just wakes up!!!! And DON'T tell me black don't crack because I will crack your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW there are more and funnier ones but I can't think of them and someone on the movie just got shot! Deuces! |
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